RELAY SYSTEM EXPLANATION
just in case you guys don't understand the relay system, here's a quick breakdown.
one day amelia received an sms to tell everyone to bring their tie or sth liddat, but it was already 830pm when she received it.
then under the relay system, she forwards the sms to bring the tie to the following ppl:
kiran
yi lin
jeffrey
xue ting
and her other pw mates.
liddat can?! got announcement then sms to others who are not in yr PW grp. in turn, the recipients will then sms to the other PW grp members.
Quote Zaki: when someone from the group msges u, then u no need to pass on the msg.
so basically.. if u get the msg first hand.. then u spread to ur grp members.
hope this illustrated example and zaki's summary works. damnit.
Good afternoon Beta, it's 3pm and this is the voice of SKEET. As of today, the 3rd of May, Beta shall choose, and see the probable legion of house servants undertake the responsibility of making a beta tomorrow.
Best of yet, bounded by the beta blood that bubbles in the boisterous hearts of us all, blissfully, beta knights are besotted with the blessing of an eight-pronged choice.
Pick and bite, bicker no more, be no longer barred by uncertainty.
Vote, the big and bustling bundles of betterment, the burst, that is SKEET.
That will be all.
Beta Prevails.
RAWR. breaking sia.
"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-� -vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
kudos to Wachowski Bros.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...
Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
kudos to whoever wrote this.. i laughed my ass out during JAE registration.
"Man is descended from one alone.
One way or another, we're all related.
With this knowledge, the wall blocking the "truth" is destroyed,
Leaving an opportunity that can be used to a positive advantage.
One that can change man's perception forever,
And consequently, prove the theorem wrong..."
"And now it becomes a reality."
Mr J.G. supplied this quote. In relation to EVA, i just had to kope it.

i died of laughter.

this may change in march.
for your laughing pleasures at (suspected) M$ nonsense behaviour;