It would be foul and unkind of me not to acknowledge the group that inspired the show's name... enjoy the fabulous Styrenes! Click on the CD to the left to find out about them and see their new 2002 album, "It's Still Artastic".  ...That's right, STILL. I figure, something that can be so timelessly artastic is something worth checking out. Which is also a good reason to tune into the radio show by the same name. 8 am. Fridays KUCI. Right.
"This legendary group includes members of Pere Ubu, Electric Eels, Lounge Lizards, Mirrors, Pagans, and Golden Palominos..."
LYRICS TO "IT'S ARTASTIC!" THEME SONG

If I made a flying painting
you would probably try to kill me
is this a case of indecision
or just a lack of comprehension

dusting jet planes off
distrusting numbers
impaling screwdrivers in a cucumber

i  will often dilly-dally
keeping notes while i am shaving
my religion is my first love
it exists on tire changing

dialing telephones eating carpets
jumping on a comb electric eeling
driving over english muffins
it would make me oh so happy

jumping off the eiffel tower
is bound to make you lots of money
building two-by-four religious temples,
reviving dinosaurs, submitting tables.

Music and Lyrics by John Morton (c) 1982 All Rights Reserved
take my hand to return from whence you came.
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