| toppy_girl1: do you think someone really HAS had sex with a chicken I mean besides a rooster ? would think the eggs would get in the way lol gripejuice: eew gripejuice: actually its a fact toppy_girl1: sorta puts ya off egss doesnt it this ought to be good gripejuice: was in the news..this italian guy was found dead stuck in a chicken he had been humping it behind a wall ..and the wall fell on him toppy_girl1: come on gripejuice: honest toppy_girl1: you are kidding me I know it gripejuice: was in the sun newspaper.. saying..there is a god..and he likes chickens toppy_girl1: no one can have sex with a chicken gripejuice: would love to see the coffin.. toppy_girl1: chicken shaped on top gripejuice: and the family mourning gripejuice: ashes to ashes eggs to dust.. if the fucking doesnt kill you getting hit by the wall must toppy_girl1: here lies clucker fucker - he pecked his pecker in the wrong place lmao gripejuice: clucker fucker lol gripejuice: what gets me is these stories of men shagging cats.. can you imagine anything less likely to get shagged if it didnt want it... claws..teeth... no way you could hump one without changeing your name to claud balls your nutts would be sushi toppy_girl1: OMG am screamin here gripejuice: lol gripejuice: from porn to perv toppy_girl1: I mean really toppy_girl1: sex with a chicken ? gripejuice: haha toppy_girl1: I mean a cat I could sorta see but would think well gosh I cant even think gripejuice: he was a chicken around womem.. but a man around chickens.. toppy_girl1: wonder if his name was chuck gripejuice: dont see how anyone would want to hump a chicken i mean..geez toppy_girl1: egggggggsactly gripejuice: haha gripejuice: he commited a fowl deed toppy_girl1: what would ya hold on to ? gripejuice: but god had the last laugh toppy_girl1: fowl deed gripejuice: hmm the wings i guess toppy_girl1: lol toppy_girl1: it boggles the imagination gripejuice: adds whole new meaning to choking the chicken huh toppy_girl1: omg toppy_girl1: almost drowned myself gripejuice: well there was a guy around here got caught humping a goat when i was in school toppy_girl1: yes I have heard of goat humpers lol common place lmao gripejuice: one guy was caught trying to hump a horse.. he sure had delusions of grandure toppy_girl1: was he tall ? gripejuice: well actually he was a real sicko he humped the horse and then blinded it toppy_girl1: what a sick person gripejuice: thats how they found out some perv was humping them took months to catch him toppy_girl1: wonder what they did with him finally gripejuice: what gets me why would it take so long... just arrest the guy with the stepladder in the middle of a field toppy_girl1: oh god am sore now from laughing gripejuice:here lies chester the chicken chocker.. caught with his pecker in a pecker... may god have mercy on him omellette gripejuice: trouble is something strikes me as funny and i will crack up laughing just thinking about it and when you are in a crowd ppl look at you real odd which just makes it worse i just see some things as funny and other look on thinking..there he goes again..in his own little world often wondered if that is what true madness is like toppy_girl1: lol yep gripejuice: you just see things totally different and so the italian looked at the chicken and said.. hey did the earth move for you too... and the chicken said.. no but check the wall..asshole gripejuice: im never going to visit italy.. if i saw an italian man carrying a chicken in a market or somewhere.. my mind would be wondering.. gripejuice: ok ok ill stop now lol making myself wheeze toppy_girl1: what do they call chicken there in italy arroz con polo ? gripejuice: darling? toppy_girl1: sweetie toppy_girl1: honey buns toppy_girl1: lmao gripejuice: honey buns he was a chicken around womem.. but a man around chickens. |
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