Answers Follow... The Mysteries Revealed
welcome back, my dear friend. today i will do my best to unetiolate the flower of your mind, that is to say, reveal to you the divine secrets that changed my life. flow your tears children and be warned; everyrthing mick spicer says is a lie!
In the first riddle, "the mummy shortage," what did you guys miss?
1) the older boy in the marqueeing image is famous actor Claude Locke doing his famous W.C. fields impersonation. He later hit the child.
2) the band emperor moth is Russell crow'es bar/grunge band from before 30 odd foot of grunt
3) the most popular answer to the query at the bottom is Grace Slick by almost 60% with mama cass in blackface coming in second, only two people voted for janis joplin
how about in "HEIL BIKERS"?
1) the real name of the women i was in love with two weeks ago is, Candy Davis. However, most of the emails i received from my millions of readers across the globe guessed that i was in love with Andi Davis, that fetish model who pretends she's unconcious.
2) "Diva Dan Is" is an anagram of Andi Davis
3) "Sin Via Dad" is also an anagram of Andi Davis
4) Only three readers signed the CWSRP.
MAIL CALL.
Dear Christian,
I am british so i can't spell very well. I love your website. When you come in town will you hung out with me and my boys? I think you should make tee shirts. I love you!
Love,
Mildred Simone
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ed: sounds like a great idea. I'm on it!
To order your hand drawn Christian W. t-shirt, email me at [email protected] (specify size and style(guru or christian w. classic) God bless.