Diva Dan Is!
Dear voyeurs,
I have a confession, in the preceding weeks i have become smitten. In love! I admit it, but who is the undeserving and comparitively wretched object of my affection (and awesome romantic prowess), you ask? I am afraid i can't tell you, being a gentleman of the highest caliber i do not bandy ladies names on the Arpanet. However, I can give you a hint, it rhymes with sAndi Davis.
And now i feel you all shifting uncontrollably in your swivel chairs, wondering what does this venus look like. Let me tell you now that she is physically perfect, but that my love for her transcends the physical. Her essence is like staring at God naked:
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