All was well in our increased beer-level consensus, so we struggled downhill again to the circle by 4:35. The “usual topic” prevailed until Jonners stepped in as RA to summon the Hares. Verdict: Not Enough Shiggy !!!!!! The Hares were berated for their choice of chalk colours - orange and green - which “could” have been mistaken for other (pink) markings en route. The “virgin” was reintroduced and told her “joke” about littering - reasonably funny but not really dirty enough. Harumph!!!!!

Moving along to charges, the acting RA cited Kitty Licker for being absent, and passed the Down Down to Frontal Lobotomy [A.K.A. Grog !] for being the first to arrive at the start. Then MCAF was cited for something unreadable (Scribe needs a new hand for writing legibly). Hi Beams and Double Hump were called in for “totally bogus” reasons (that’s what my writing reads), while in REALITY it had to do with tinning the beer supply (for which Hi Beams sought volunteers and Double Hump either forgot or was delayed en route leading to Hi Beams exerting her charms to get the Brew Works young lads to assist). That was followed by Deepshit for his “facelift”. Then it was WellSwung’s turn for extended absences, followed by Comes Too Soon for her rare appearance. JackOff was DD’d for being an “intermittent gentleman” (???) . Charges were laid against Digger, Flirt (with Jonners doing the DD), Stroke, and Preemie for entirely unreadable (and probably unspeakable) deeds.

Then off to the On Afters at the Tudor House Pub - good eats and even better drinks !!! But only half a dozen Hounds joined in, so there are GREAT HOPES for better social gatherings at succeeding events. ON ON !!!!!

On-On
Frontal Lobotomy.
(A.K.A. GROG!)