A barfing pumpkin greeted us, the empty beer cans alongside telling a story, a hasher's thorough work at down-downs? Then the crew, the rabble, appeared first just a few - a gross old Hooter's Girl, Double Humped and saggy beyond a bearable view. A high class gal or two in black and well-heeled (one Banged-Up Between, what we can't tell – another? - Can't politely say but VD was mentioned – don't tell) and Pirates, each a pair, one Fevered one Kimy in boots, then a dark lipped Super Bitch with parking issued and highlights in red - Snatched right from the prairies but that wasn't best ... the Dominatrix Pussy, Testy with the whip as a charm! Handling a submissive Buck whipped to a delight and a tingly blue! A bulky Fairy appeared next, and her (its?) wand. Bidding one, then all, then one too many - "would you like to be touched by a fairy?".

With a Stroke of luck Star-Treky man appeared– recycled too many times experienced hashers tell, then an Ambisextrous aberration appeared – displaying no visible talents at all – ooh invisible talents, very spooky, a walking dead ghost then was observed to have been in Deep Shit before death, but we were all saved by a gypsy - told to have Pussies Galore – who guided us through the night. Not to be left out of the fun, Sarah Palin, whispering something about Gratitude for Head, complete in mini-skirt and grand smile guided us too – then was last seen headed north to a VP (of Russia no doubt). A masked man then – another Cock's Fallen soul, ran with us a while, and one of the Black-eye P's caught in a car's High Beams was later seen dancing up a storm. The court jester as well, and a man with fruit on his head, then another our grand host – Preemie-turely dressing for a winter trip in Mexican garb. A well attended hash – a run from the dead.

Visitors and virgins showed only in circle at end. VD was their excuse.

Charges, were many and the down-downs well deserved – well mostly - Stoolie was charged with pedophilia for offering to touch a young boy, Test was rightly charged for Domineering and put on a show with her whip subjugating her obedient Blue-Buck. BUB – oh she was charged for just BUBness I think and Ambiesextrous for lack of costume – no, he had cloths on – he/she was just simply in ambiguously regular cloths. Both the Darkside Wanker of the week and the VH3 Wanker Cup were awarded. Stroke drank from the Darkside bed-pan and Beaver, we're not sure why, from the VH3 Wanker Cup.