March 8th, 2008
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Here Ye, Here Ye, |
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A good group of Vickie's own hashers true, BLABs all it seemed as
hares wondered if anyone was coming, arrived at Testy's, to a foot broken in two and the proclamation noted above read from an elevated stance by that fine woman of Rome
Testecular herself. Preemie stepped up to RA the gathering and we circled-up. Hares
Floppy Snatch and Testicular, a pairing made in heaven surly, described the markings of a trail with virtual flour. But all was well, as no visitors, not a virgin in sight, the 15 or 20 hashers gathered headed out.
Only one walker, Itchy Buns alone, wandering but true to the trail set by Hare
Floppy. On the Hash so as in life, he made each rendezvous though toga-less we note.
Runners then to a trail in sunshine, bathed in spring like warmth. And to hillside's wine check nectar of Roman gods, and after a while and suitable distance,
nectar of hasher's brew too.
The trail set us on to hard pavement, crossing major thoroughfares skirting malls, golf courses, and duck ponds, up rough hills, amidst suburban peace and splendour. To small plots of the unspoiled, and the vistas grand of our own town.
Further round through more neighbourhoods of Victoria and Saanich peacefulness to higher places, Mount Tolmie where our festive dress was added to by weird costumes, on the
hill. A man in a pink body suit, another with a much too fancy video camera,
Stoolie's late warning, some faces on film set down, the will went, the trail near complete.
Back at Testy's and circling up again and the charges, were many as
Preemie
set,
the pace with numerous remembered infractions. All of them humorous and fun, but then this scribe was charged as well and thus can't remember much detail.
Though we do remember that for speaking of marathons and races, Lick
My Head, Pussies Galore, and BUB;
for something that I can't remember, Beaver and
Well Swung were charged. My Cocks a Fallen for being a FRB, and for the
International Woman's Day Wanker of the week BUB received the golden plug from
Preemie
- in his role of that moment RA, not in any other capacity I'm sure.
On afters were hosted by Testicular who cooled up a delicious storm that e
ven the sea legs of Phil could not withstand.
Thanks to our gracious hosts, Testy and Phil. 
On-On
Your scribe
Beaver Fever.
