Twelve Stops of Christmas - Run #447

December 15th, 2007

Whoremoan, Newfie Priest and Connor hared an awesome Twelve Stops of Christmas Hash on December 15, 2007. Scooter-riding Connor provided honest directions unlike his devious father and the errant cleric.

The rabble was a colourful lot with many hashers dressed in Christmas finery. Red cheeks and fur lined toques were the order of the day. Duke was a bit confused by Flirt who was disguised as a reindeer.

The mood was festive as hashers wandered around Gordon (Who Said?) Head in search of the twelve stops. The rain stopped and Christmas spirits flowed in the form of shooters, rum with egg nog and lots of beer. The hares thoughtfully provide a comfy couch for tired hashers as the pack donned Christmas stickers. The rabble intimidated a convent of nuns, inhaled shortbread cookies followed by beer chasers and inspired seniors with Christmas carols. A need for higher education was evident as the pack returned to school to struggle through a Christmas quiz. Whoremoan shamelessly exchanged chocolate kisses for real kisses at the next stop. The pack finally arrived at the beer check where Pussies Galore and Squeekie were observed drinking juice!

Jonners assumed his role as new RA and whipped the rowdy crowd into a perfect circle. Little Blow Peep and Preemie led in bawdy carols as "Walking Round in Womens' Underwear" wafted through the neighbourhood.

Memorable events in the circle were:

• Plumber's Mate drank from her new shoe again. Slow or fast learner? (See Return to Stoolie Mountain Hash - October 6th, 2007)
• Deep Shit presented Cocks A Fallen with Gigi L'Amour, a sexy female rubber chicken to replace Lester's boyfriend Earl.
• Lick My Head sat his bare butt on freezer packs for singing in tune.
• Double Hump
• Prickhairyass introduced her new hashling. Luke had an iron grip on the beer cup and is well on the way to being a true hasher.
• Mr. Crispy Bush received Wanker of the Week for his annoying bell ringing.

The circle was followed by an excellent potluck meal after which Elves (aka Whoremoan) appeared to pull numbers for the gift exchange. Some "wonderful" gifts were exchanged with scotch and wine being the most popular. 

I somehow ended up with a red plastic banana full of flavoured condoms! Maybe what goes around cums around as I donated two banana holders to the gift exchange!

Thanks to Whoremoan, Stuffer, Connor and Newfie Priest for hosting.

Merry Christmas!

Deep Shit

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