The Hash was greeted by a lovely clown and a
not-so-lovely but well endowed, inflated "woman" as we invaded the country home of Penetration and Dolly Boy for the annual Halloween Hash. Hashlings Julina and Curtis are probably still trying to figure out who all those strange folks were.Several hashers dressed for the occasion. Preemie represented the British constabulary and BUB revealed her witchy side. Inspector Homer was investigating Slowcooker in her striped tights and feather boa. Richard the Turd was splendiferous in his royal robes and Pussies Galore was ravishing in her designer cat outfit. Plumber's Mate's locks were the envy of all. Stroke was searching for the Enterprise and Double Hump was looking for the Kettle Valley Railway. Just Greg improvised with a tensor bandage.
The hares set a scenic trail through the wilds of Metchosin. BUB and Turd enjoyed the VP at the pond and obeyed the final
rule to "have fun". The trail wound through the woods, past the climbing wall at the Girls and Boys Club and across the open fields. We crossed Metchosin Road and wondered around the subdivision before heading (who said head?) into Witty's Lagoon Regional Park. The views along the ocean and the fall colours were awesome. We eventually reached the beer check at Sitting Lady Falls where we enjoyed the amber nectar and soaked up the scenery. Penetration shepherded us carefully across the road and back to the golf course. Double Hump practiced his swing and whacked like a pro.The circle was held around a bonfire in the backyard. Double Hump handed out charges for various infractions which I can't remember:
with his usual stamp of approval.