Jonners, Lakey, and their two loyal dogs Flirt and Crazy Horse set a great trail at Thetis Lake this fine day in August.
Visitors Dafffodildo and Doggy Style from Seattle graced the hash, as did two virgins that proudly made themselves come (self service! but at least you know what you’re getting). Matt had an identity crisis and introduced himself with his friends name. Um, maybe too much time in the bathroom causes memory loss.
A serious faux pas occurred, involving the consumption of non-hash beer. Stoolie and Matt were charged and downed for this considerable offense. There was a lost and found key crisis, and one of the virgins was led astray while attempting a short-cut to the beer check. Stoolie strikes again.
Some new songs were tried out, thanks again to Jonners and Lakey, and even
Floppy Snatch, Itchy Buns, and Preemie were downed! Jonners manned the barbecue and fed a hungry crowd. Cocks a
Fallen's 65th birthday was celebrated with a fabulous cake made on top of his head. Head! Who said head?! Where is Lick My Head when you need him?
This is a brief, second-hand account filled with the fodder of gossip and hearsay, composed with substantial artistic license by a scribe who was not actually present on the hash! Said scribe is not liable for loss or damage, and future charges are inadmissible. Restrictions apply. There may be fees. Mistakes and omissions are the responsibility of Sir Stroke Alone.
On on!
- Grateful Head
Jonners' run map, with GPS course in red, and hand updates in black showing false trails. The Hares were Jonners, Lakey, and their two loyal dogs Flirt and Crazy Horse.
Starts at the 'O' in the middle - Goldie Park/Play ground. The line with arrows on it is the walkers route.
- Stroke Alone
