We had a good turn out for our Valentine's Hash. Dolly Boy and Penetration came by with Jolina and Kurtis to visit before the run. Double Hump returned from foreign lands to the fold. We had a visitor, Plumber's Mate, from somewhere in the Soviet Union (via the Hogtown Hash). She showed a lot of us up by actually running. Jack-Off had brought her to the Hash and was being gentlemanly and otherwise un-Hash-like.
Mucksucker and (almost legal now) Bad to the Bone showed up with a virgin, Cindy. (Where does Mucksucker find them all?) They had made a good effort at costumes with stickers, necklaces and hair ornaments proclaiming their sexual attributes.
Homer was sporting his new Valentine's heart knickers and Slow Cooker had her Homer and Marge heart jammies on.
The Hares, BUB and Preemie had set a hilly course through suburbs and fields near Bear Mountain and Florence Lake. The day, which had been threatening rain and worse, cleared and was sunny and even warm for the run.
The R.A.T., Stroke Alone, was the B.L.A.B. He then had the audacity to describe to us at the beer check how many kilometers he had run in his new looking shoes. I still don't understand how he got away without drinking out of them.
Dikkus received a down-down for boaking on the run. Stroke had a little of the Holy water sprinkled on his shoes. Cindy dutifully drank her Virgin beer. Plumber's mate was cited for alcohol abuse and Preemie and Digger drank for something. Good thing Penetration had brought her camera as the Hash Flash (Deep Shit) forgot his.
After standing around insulting each other for a while, the majority of the gang retired to the Log House Pub for further libations.
Sister Slow