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True story from the Jacksonville Police Department | News Flash: Water vs Wine Education It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer,or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poo WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of Poo, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service. The Original Happy Meal !!! |
| A man goes to a party and has much too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away. | ||
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About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tells the party animal to stay put, they will be right back. | |
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They hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits, but finally decides to drive home. | |
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When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
Two hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if her husband is there. His wife says yes, but that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. |
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They open the door. There, sitting in the garage, is the police car, with all the lights still flashing.
A true story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.... |
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