| So anyway, I guess Richie was in a bit of a rush because he jumped in a car and drove off somewhere. Oh well, I guess when you're a big celebrity like him you don't get that much liesure time... that's why I decided to surprise him at his hotel!!! So after me and Valerie were released from the police station we headed straight for the Mountain Chalet (we knew he was staying there because I overheard the bodyguards talking to the driver of the car Richie got in!). When we got there, we tried asking the girl at the front desk what his room number was, but she was just a tad bit reluctant to tell us... so we ended up having to trick her into coming into the lobby bathroom and then had to hold her head in the toilet until she gave in. So then we headed up to the third floor where he was! Room # 327!!!!!! Luckily, the body guards who were standing outside of his room weren't the same ones that we had seen earlier that day. So Valerie pretended to be choking on one of those stupid mints that the maids leave on your pillow... As soon as the guards had gone to help her, I snuck over to the door and let myself in. I knew that Richie was going to be SO happy to see me!! Well, all the excitement from that afternoon must have made him tired because he was in his bed sleeping... ohhh he looked so CUTE!!! I wondered how long Valerie could keep the choking thing going on, maybe she could some how manage to start coughing up blood and/or start convulsing and foaming from the mouth or something like that. All this thinking started to make me a little bit sleepy... so I crawled under the sheets with my Richie. Ohhh it was so nice!!!! It seemed like I had only just drifted off to sleep when I awoke to screams!! I figured Richie must have seen a bug in the bed or something because he had jumped out of it and was running to the door yelling and pointing at me in the bed. The two guards came rushing in and grabbed me by the arm. Wow! It must have been SOME bug!! They started patting me down and everything, I guess to make sure the bug wasn't on me or anything. Then they yanked me out of the room and I saw Valerie being dragged behind me by another guard. I asked them what kind of bug they thought it was but they just kept talking on their little phones, probably with the exterminator or something. So anyway, to make a long story short... if it wasn't for that stupid bug showing up the day would have been absolutely wonderful! I'm sure my Richie feels the same and I'm sure he's just as mad as I am about that stupid bug. I think I'm going to call up and complain about that stupid hotel right now... they need some serious fumigation or something. |
