| All of the "Itchy 4 Richie" fans are so great ... So I decided to write a poem about them!!! |
| There once was a singer named Richie, Who made everyone around him feel itchy. With every note that he sang, He made people's hearts thump and bang. People would smile as he would sing and project, On each of his fans he had a different effect. At all of his concerts there was always a mob, Including, of course, Katie and Bob. Richie always put Caitlin in such a good mood, Dennis couldn't have Richie's baby cause he was a dude. If Jackie couldn't meet him she'd cry him a river, Martina said he made her vagina quiver. Heather got so itchy from her Richie fixation, Finally she decided to use more lubrication. James discovered that Richie was a star, By the way, Richie got platinum on every song in KR! Amy loved his voice - you can't disagree, She said he's the male counterpart to the great MC! Maria said she loved him - she's got lots of class, And Jennifer just wanted to pinch his ass. Valerie would get moist when she heard his unique tone, Allison loved him - his voice made her moan. When it came to Richie, nothing else could compare, As Marcie would melt in the heat of his stare. Richie's powerful voice was like kung fu, As he rocked the world of James #2. Paolo thought Richie was a sexy beast, Each time that he saw him, his desires increased. Ryan got to sing with him! - I don't know what else to say... Oh yea, and ESPO was STUPID for making fun of Clay. I'm only kidding - ALL of Richie's fans are fun! Especially me... cause I'M NUMBER ONE!!! |
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| Side Note: You should read the Guestbook entries before you read this poem if you want to understand most of the jokes. |
| Ode to All Itchy Fans... |
| You have to sign the guestbook to be put into the poem!! |
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