| OK!!! So... I was really really really bored this past weekend so I decided to go on a little trip to visit my Richie! I hadn't seen him in SO long... I was going through serious WITHDRAWAL! So, I called up Bob and Valerie to see if either of them wanted to take a short trip to Capri with me to see Richie (he was there working on his newest album!), but they both said no!! Bob mumbled something like "something wrong may go" and Valerie told me to forcibly insert my invitation into my anus. Well, she didn't use those exact words, but you get the idea. Oh well... their loss! So off I was to the beautiful island of Capri! Through my sneakiness I managed to find out that he was staying at the Grand Hotel Quisisana... but I didn't want to go through that whole hotel adventure again, so I just waited... in the bushes... outside of the hotel... Until FINALLY he came out! He got into a limo and I got onto my moped (don't worry, I was wearing camouflage!!) and I followed him to this outdoor restaurant called La Cantinella. I just stayed behind another bush and watched him eating... and took a few pictures of course... he looked AMAZING!! For SOME strange reason he seemed to have a lot more body guards around him than last time. I glanced over at a huddle of the guards, one of them was showing the others some kind of picture... IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME! OH! MY RICHIE MUST BE LOOKING FOR ME! So I jumped out from behind the bush and ran towards him. BOY! Was he surprised to see me there! He must have dropped something because then he ducked underneath his table and all of the guards started running, I guess to help him find whatever he dropped. Normally, I only get like two body guards greeting me, but THIS time I got SIX! Two other guards started helping Richie get back into the limo. I screamed out "WAIT! RICHIE! I BROUGHT BUG SPRAY THIS TIME!!" ...But he had already left. Why is it that EVERY time we are about to share a special moment together, something HAS to happen to ruin it? OH well... until next time! |
