WARNING !!!
THE WEB SITE YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED COULD BE A NATO/US TARGET!
Having entered it, you now run the risk of becoming a NATO/US TARGET too! To minimize the IMMEDIATE THREAT and to be on the safe side, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that take the following NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS!
If the windows are open and the lights on, CLOSE THE WINDOWS and TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS; also make sure you have heavy drapes at the windows!
If you don't have enough beer/potato-chips/other foodstuff in your refrigerator, run to closest food-mart to get the necessary provisions!
If you have a cocktail Molotov/hand-grenade/other explosive devise next to the mouse, lift it up VERY CAREFULLY, and place it on the other side of the computer!
If you haven't done so already, make full page copies of the NATO TARGET
sign and post it at your jacket/door/computer desktop! While this PREVENTIVE MEASURE has had somewhat mixed results in Yugoslavia, the reports from other countries, have been, so far, generally encouraging!
CAUTION! If you happen to have a red cross on the roof of your house, replace it IMMEDIATELY! Recent reports show that it tends to attract bombs!
If you are doing the
TM/Siddhis
and it's time to do your program, DO IT NOW! If you happen to be religious and you haven't yet said your daily prayers, say them before proceeding any further. IT MAY HELP!
If you live in
Iraq,
HIDE YOUR HUNTING RIFLE/AIR GUN/OTHER WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION in a safe place!
If you live in
Cuba
or
Chiapas,
you may leave the windows open for now, if it is too hot; be sure, however, to KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS!
If your have any good ideas about FURTHER PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES, e-mail them to the Webmaster of this site ASAP, so that others may benefit from them!
Having taken all the above steps, it should be now more or less safe to procceed.
LIGHTS; also make sure you have heavy drapes at the windows!
