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Greetings! This is just me playing around and trying to learn \LaTeX. I noticed that this thing automatically indents. Sweet! So I'm trying to fill up this paragraph so that it doesn't look gay.

Isn't latex a fun thing to learn? I think so, and right now, I'm just trying to fill up space so that I can see how the justified paragraph thing works with \LaTeX.

\fbox{\LaTeX{} rocks this box.} Oh hell yes it does. I'm going to test out the ``Quote marks''.\\
It is now time for the tilde test and hyphenation tests. \~{} vs $\sim$. - -- --- $-$.

%Going to see if I can use \usepackage out of the preamble
%\usepackage{textcomp} - I guess not
It's $-30$\textcelsius{} out.

\emph{Testing out lists}\\
\begin{enumerate}
	\item Some rifles:
		\begin{itemize}
		\item{-} Sig SSG3000
		\item{-} Savage 10FP
		\item{-} Barrett M82A1
		\end{itemize}
	\item Some Shotties:
		\begin{itemize}
		\item Remington 870 Marine Magnum
		\item Benelli M4
		\end{itemize}
	\item Some handguns:
		\begin{itemize}
		\item[-] Glock 23
		\item[-] Springfield 1911
		\item[-] Colt Commander
		\item[-] Sig P226
		\end{itemize}
	\item Calibers for the above handguns:
		\begin{description}
			\item{\textbf{Glock 23}} .40S\&W
			\item{\textbf{Springfield 1911}} .45 ACP
		\item{\textbf{Colt Commander}} .45 ACP
		\item{\textbf{Sig P226}} 9mm\footnote{Pussies use this caliber}
		\end{description}
\end{enumerate}

%Now Let's try some Graphics\ldots\\ - I gave up
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