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7.1
character profiles
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| elves | santa |
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of the book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
7.2
character profiles
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| holly and ivy |
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of the book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
7.3
character profiles
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| parrot | yacht of stars | keanu |
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of the book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
7.4
character profiles
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| keanu | hugh grant | orlando | jimmy |
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occupation
workers at santa's workshop at the north pole attitude mouthy, bossy, lazy favourite pastimes pinching the sherry and mince pies people leave out for santa and getting drunk on duty, therefore causing major defects in toys that will probably kill off several children |
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occupation
driver of seemingly endless different types of
vehicles and constantly on run from mysterious branch of
australian government who wear pink catsuits likes hannah, collecting driving licences, hair gel, appearing in every book jess and hannah write dislikes jess, not being in Book Three, people in pink catsuits, his cousin chris (who has become an international rock star) |
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occupation delivers gifts to the world's children on christmas eve and eats all their mince pies likes his 364 days off a year, sherry, mince pies, teaching people the true meaning of christmas dislikes little girls and boys who have been naughty, having to go to work on xmas eve |
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occupation reindeer towing santa's sleigh like flying, eating carrots dislike their goofy names, odd girls who don't know where they're going appearance antlers, red noses concealed by makeup (we all know what happened to rudolph) dirty secret if confronted with a call of nature whilst flying... they just let it go |
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includes hugh grant, keira knightley, fred durst, graham norton, jack nicholson, jennifer lopez likes champagne, parties, and cruising on their yacht dislike being stranded in the bermuda triangle, their boat crashing favourite party game pin the tail on jack nicholson |
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who? floppy-haired cambridge graduate who stars in ["crap" - jess] romantic comedies as the archetype englishman appearance in book attemping to use jess as a float when his yacht sinks and nearly drowning her likely to appear again? only if jess needs target practise. |
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occupation parrot on an island most likely to say "allo!" favourite things eating, squawking and learning rude words favourite new expletive "cack." |
who? star of the matrix movies, speed and a bunch of other stuff... although let's not mention dracula... job hannah's fancyman #736 (she keeps them catalogued) last seen being sucked out into space in Book Six (Version 3) likely to appear again? depends on hannah's mood... but probably yes. |
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who? guildhall-trained actor most famed for lord of the rings and pirates of the caribbean. few people now mention his brief appearance as a rent-boy in wilde but Jess saw. jess saw. appearance in book foolishly joins jess and hannah on their travels but comes to a sticky end last seen in Book Four at hannah's wedding likely to appear again? we'll see... we'll see. |
� Jess and Hannah 2003
