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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah |
| plummetted (plummeted) | decidely
(decidedly) disaparated (not a word) |
| Jess's total: 1 (33%) | Hannah's total: 2 (66%) |
It was a close one, but Hannah's use of a made-up word meant Jess rolled on through to victory.
bizarre grammar/sentences
Impressively, the girls avoided all grammar mistakes this time.
picture
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Jess uses exemplary skill here to show the conceit and vanity of Orlando Bloom by the use of a simple upside-down v-shape. It is tricks like these that have led her works to be sold around the globe for as much as 4p.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"That
better have been in German so I didn't hear!" Hannah waved a
clenched fist.
"Ja!" Jess tried.
"Gut." Hannah said, satisfied. "I mean good.
You've got ME doing it now!"
blurb on the back
Jess and Hannah are stranded on a yacht in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle surrounded by celebrities. They have to get back in time for their Christmas party... what will they do? They've got to fight... for their right... to PARRRRRTY!
critics' reviews/comments
"You're
in the Bermuda Triangle! You're in the Bermuda Triangle! You're
in the Bermuda Triangle! You're in the Ber--"
"SHUT UP!!!" [Random parrot rudely interrupted by Jess]
"I'm suing." [Orlando Bloom]
� Jess and Hannah 2003