bits

 

spelling mistakes

Written by Jess Written by Hannah
accidently (accidentally)

murmered (murmured)

piolet (pilot)

murmered (murmured)

compusure (composure)

Jess's total: 2 (40%) Hannah's total: 3 (60%)

 

It's a close one this time, but Jess has pipped Hannah to the post.

 

bizarre grammar/sentences

"They turned on their heel and ran" – Hannah

"'Hannah backed the banana up to just in front of Jess and laughed at the: 'This banana is reversing!' warning siren sounded." - Hannah

 

picture

 

Jess shows a little of the sly wit and humour that has made her art so widely-adored throughout the world. Hannah is aboard her beautifully-drawn jet-ski, whilst Jess sits astride a massively entertaining blow up banana and clings on for dear life. And is there sexual innuendo in this picture? Hell, yes.

 

jess and hannah's chosen quote

'"I have to say, this IS a bit strange..." Hannah said. "I mean, we're over three-quarters of the way through the book and we haven't seen one SINGLE famous person yet..."
Suddenly an enormous yacht pulled up alongside them, filled to the brim with celebrities having a party.'

 

blurb on the back

Stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere... what will happen to our dynamic duo? Will they make it back to their house to have their party? The festive fun continues...

 

critics' reviews/comments

"You saw NOTHING." [Jack Nicholson's PA]

"Oh no... NO WAY! No WAY! This is CRAZY!" [Keanu Reeves, actor]

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