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spelling mistakes & bizarre grammar/sentences
Due to a mysterious disappearing e-mail, the spelling mistakes and bizarre grammar have been lost forever. Sorry.
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Jess excels herself with a beautiful portrait of her fine self and her friend Hannah relaxing in their posh Las Vegas hotel.You can almost feel the satin sheets...
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"Look, lady, YOU try remembering your passport when you're captured by a bunch of elves!"
blurb on the back
Jess and Hannah have escaped Santa's grotto with the help of a handy sleigh. But where will they go now and what will they do when they get there? Who knows? Not me. I'm just the dude who writes the blurb.
critics' reviews/comments
"I'd just like to point out I never mistreat my elves. Not usually, anyway." [Santa]
"We'd like to think that it's easy to pick up flying our planes..." [Manufacturer of Cessna]
� Jess and Hannah 2003