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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| You read correctly, dear reader: Zilch. Nadda. Nothing. |
uneagerness
(not a word) minorly (not a word) extraodinarily (extraordinary) entirity (entirety) |
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| Jess's total: 0 (0%) | Hannah's total: 4 (100%) | |
"HA HA HA HA! With my superior spelling and grammatical skills I will take over the WORLD!" - Jess
bizarre grammar/sentences
"I've be sent to collect you." – Jess
"Jess blinked, unaccustom to the light." – Jess
"Keep up, you need to chose your hats." – Hannah
picture
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Drawn by the marvellous artist, Jess. Here you can see Jess and Hannah being shepherded by the nasty little elves, the evil apparent in their spectacularly drawn faces. The added detail of the elves trying to drag the rather corpulent Jess by a rope is another cheeky little piece of genius.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
A
large stout man dressed in red and white with large black boots
stepped out.
"Ho ho WHO have we here?" he asked, looking down at
Jess and Hannah.
blurb on the back
It's Christmas and Jess and Hannah are very excited about the impending presents and festivities. But do they understand the true meaning of Christmas? And what will Santa do to them if they don't?! Find out...
critics' reviews/comments
"Fortune smiles our way - this one was short." [Reviewer for the Guardian]
"48 pages? Aah... bliss." [Christian Smith, The Independent]
� Jess and Hannah 2003