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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| stumpled (stumbled) intergalatic (intergalactic) accidently (accidentally) antartia (antarctica) |
incase (in case) hault (halt) huddeled (huddled) antartic (antarctic) reitterated (reiterated) nightmareish (nightmarish) attendent (attendant) |
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| Jess's total: 4 (36.4%) | Hannah's total: 7 (63.6%) | |
For a minute there, (more accurately, a book there), I thought that Jess and Hannah's spelling mistakes were disappearing forever, but no...this time there are 11 mistakes. Looks like I'm still in with a job then.
bizarre grammar/sentences
"I chose secret option number C." - Hannah
"-stuck it in the ground and and ran around it-" - Jess
"When they all lay unconscious, the turned back to the others-" - Jess
picture
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It's inspection time for the unlikely crew of the Rolly Jodger. Captain Haddock is captured in his prime form exclaiming the only thing he says that's really that important: "Arrr!"
longest word
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Here is, scanned in straight from The Book, the longest word. Jess wrote it and you can see her comment on the bottom right of the picture: 'TOP THAT!'. This was written after she got incensed when Hannah kindly pointed out that it couldn't be the longest word because the word: 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' (don't take our word for the spelling), appeared earlier on and so Jess added many more smaller 'o's just to make sure she had truly got the longest word. Well done, Jess. Round of applause.
blurb on the back
We left them being sucked into a black hole in the middle of deepest, darkest Space. Will they escape? Will they ever finish Book Six? Do you even CARE any more?! Find out...inside!
critics' reviews/comments
"Oh thank God, it's finished. *Falls down dead on the floor*." [Hannah]
"Utter crap." [Reviewer]
"Kitty go bamf and land on nasty mouse in pink hat." [Jess, having bumped her head]
"Where's the plot?" [Reviewer from 'The Times']
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)