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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| poinless (pointless) Schwazzeneger (Schwarzenegger) satelite (satellite) rediculous (ridiculous) |
shreik (shriek) curiousity (curiosity) |
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| Jess's total: 4 (66.7%) | Hannah's total: 2 (33.3%) | |
Well, it's only happened once before (and trust us, we'd remember an occasion like that), Hannah has WON! Not that it's a competition...not at all. Ahem.
bizarre grammar/sentences
"The Doctor looked looked at all the wires in confusion." - Hannah
"Jess said quickly, worried about loosing her furry blue mutant." - Hannah
"I was wondering if you'd be interesting in joining one of the hospital's political groups?" - Jess
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Jess's grand masterpiece unveiled: Hannah takes to physical abuse on her ex-husband (which I'd just like to point out for the record: we don't condone in any way) whilst Grant, Jess, Chris Barrie and Kurt look on in varying states of shock, annoyance and down-right speechlessness. I would like to throw attention on the beautiful intricacies of each person's hair...
blurb on the back
Jess has broken her glasses and needs urgent treatment before she makes a total tit of herself. So, accompanied by her trusty buddy Hannah, 2 Chrises and a mutant, she sets off to Phobos, one of Mars's moons, to seek a hospital... and more wacky adventures!
critics' reviews/comments
"Bloody hell, that was hard." [Hannah, unknown author]
"Actually a black hole is made of LIGHT and not GRAVITY, as suggested in The Boo- ARRGH!" [Famous Astronomer, being assassinated]
"Right. So...who are 'Feeder' again?" [Parallel Universe Grant]
"I don't have time to talk to you today. I'm sorry, I'm too busy writing Book 6.4." [Jess, author of 'The Book']
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)