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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| toliet (toilet) oppotunity (opportunity) |
ceaser (caeser) embarress (embarrass) attendent (attendant) partioned (partitioned) occured (occurred) suceeded (succeeded) |
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| Jess's total: 2 (25%) | Hannah's total: 6 (75%) | |
Did I ever mention that Jess and Hannah always rush their writing? And they never check over it for spelling errors or appalling grammar? Shows doesn't it. That's why they often get words muddled and the spellings completely wrong. They're not normally this crap.
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Hannah turned on the intendent." - Hannah
"Hannah was distracted from further conversation from a squeak getting increasingly louder-" - Hannah
"A half-naked surfer dude with beached blonde hair-" - Jess
"-and found Jess's room, knocking the door." - Hannah
"-expecting my best friend to leap to your beck and call." - Jess
"Hannah and most of the pub gasped as the realised that-" - Hannah
"There was a groan from the floor as Jess tried, trouble, to get up." - Hannah
"-and Brian, who was tried to hump Keanu's leg." - Jess
picture
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Wahey...here's Hannah entering her bathroom to find Australian, Silverchair-loving surfer Tim. (And no, we don't have ANY idea what the hell 'Surf Fest' '03' is...it is just a figment of Jess's mind...)
blurb on the back
Jess has finally achieved her life's ambition and become President of the World. But Hannah has plans...plans involving Space and being on a different planet (we knew it all along)...
critics' reviews/comments
"No comment." [NASA Official]
"Yes, my name's Tim...and yes, I went to Surf-Fest' '03, but I have no idea who Jess and Hannah are..." [Tim, Surf-Fest' '03]
"This should be washed, shaved off, nailed to a Frisbee and thrown over a rainbow." [Pissed-off critic]
"What a load of absolute TWADDLE." [Fred Dodd, Sunday Times]
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)