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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| hautily (haughtily) technitans (technicians) amplifer (amplifier) nonchalently (nonchalantly) |
suspicous (suspicious) embarressed (embarrassed) Primeminister (Prime Minister) dogstarr (dogstar) swivled (swivelled) behing (behind) |
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| Jess's total: 4 (40%) | Hannah's total: 6 (60%) | |
Well...how apalling. People who spel so atrosciously shouldn't be alowwed to wrighte. I still hold fast to the belief that one day there will be no spelling mistakes and I won't have to think of anything to say...
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Jess ran up and pushed Zane out the way." - Jess
"-particularly since he wasn't responding stimuli-" - Hannah
"She saw Jess wearing a big blue rosette one her suit jacket." - Hannah
picture
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Here, the group are at Reading. This is actually a magical eye thing where if you look really cross-eyed at the screen, you will see a magic person appear in between Zane and Brian. Go on...try really hard. And if it doesn't work, keep trying until it does. *Runs away laughing*.
award
Jess and Hannah, for their hard efforts and persistent attempts at Book Six, have acquired the award for The Book With Most False Starts Ever, 2003. Wow, what an acheivement.
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blurb on the back
Jess and Hannah don't think twice when they are offered a work-placement which will allow them to get out of prison for a bit. After a daring escape into the Reading Rock Festival they are meant to be litter-picking at, they are sucked into the exciting political race for Presidency of the World...
critics' reviews/comments
"Hang on...haven't I read this before?!" [confused critic who has read versions 1 & 2 already]
"Which book am I writing? What the- ARRRGH!" [Even more confused author Jess who fears she is losing her mind]
"Well, I wouldn't say I was 'used'..." [Keanu Reeves]
"I'm confident that this is the last attempt of Book Six they'll be making...well, fairly." [Critic who believes the end of decent fiction as we know it has arrived.]
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)