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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| Twack (Thwack) | Evily (Evilly) Pratically (Practically) Wooshing (Whooshing) Tryed (Tried) Hault (Halt) |
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| Jess's total: 1 (16.7%) | Hannah's total: 5 (83.3%) | |
Taking into consideration that more than half of this book was written in a pub, I think six spelling mistakes in total is quite an achievement.
rainbow of colours
Because Jess and Hannah had gotten so incredibly sick and tired of Book Six by the time of writing Book 6.4, they wanted to buy an enormous sledge hammer and beat the books to death. They tried to liven things up for themselves - instead of writing in ordinary fountain pens, or blue or black biro which had been the stable writing tools of the past 5 books, Jess and Hannah started using brightly coloured felt tips to enhance their mood and to try and make Book Six a little bit fun (if that was possible).
The colours that featured in Book 6.4 were: orange, dark blue, hot pink, deep purple, dark green, red, silver, purple, light green, turquoise blue, deep green, light blue, deep red, black and brown.
Exciting stuff.
bizarre grammar/sentences
�I wasn�t COMPLAINING. I just though you should know.� � Jess
"I can't get out of GODDAMN room because there's a F*CKLOAD of press out there!" � Jess
�Hannah rolled out the taxi followed by Jess and Chris.� - Jess
picture
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Last Book Six picture here - Chris, Hannah and Jess in Chris Barrie's space ship, flying out of the worm hole. You can clearly see the range of emotions on the faces of the characters here - Chris: nervous and worried for Jess, Jess: feeling claustrophobic and p*ssed off and Hannah: downright angry and embarking on a staring challenge with whoever is looking at the picture.
blurb on the back
Jess and Hannah are stuck in some bizarre universe populated by little aliens who are completely obsessed by them. You would have thought that it would be exciting, flattering...even beneficial. But you'd be wrong. VERY, VERY wrong.
critics' reviews/comments
"Jesus Christ! They finished it?!" [Eric Cartman from South Park's reaction to hearing of the completion of Book Six]
"I can almost SMELL the end..." [Jess, author who can't take it anymore]
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...!" [Hannah, author of The Book, getting wheeled off to a mental home]
"Let me re-read this when I'm sober BEFORE you
publish it..."
[Jess, passed-out author]
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
[Jess, sober author who has re-read book]
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)