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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| subtlty (subtlety) quadrupile (quadruple) faultered (faltered) queueing (queuing) scape (scrape) |
spikey (spiky) sumarised (summarised) evily (evilly) triumpantly (triumphantly) |
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| Jess's total: 5 (55.6%) | Hannah's total: 4 (44.4%) | |
This is one of those extra-rare occasions when Hannah (the musical student) totally eclipses Jess (the better-at-English student) in spelling. Well, to be honest it's not really a total eclipse...it's more like a half-eclipse. Or a lunar eclipse. You know, the ones that come every month and no-one is really that bothered about.
word that doesn't exist
�MINORLY� is used throughout The Book by both Jess and Hannah. Why the hell we haven't noticed it until now is minorly disturbing but I suppose we'll get over it. Wherever we have noticed it we have made a minor change by replacing it with 'slightly' which we think minorly represents it. Actually, majorlly. Hell, it's another word for it.
So yes, don't panic, just accept. And remember - it's only a minor change.
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Now you can do whatever you want as long as you don't use, touch or breath on ANYTHING." - Jess
�You�ll got to stay here and face you problems like a man!� - Jess
picture
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Well. How amazing. Not only has Jess managed to perfectly capture not one, but three people and a mutant, but she also gets the rounded book-like quality of the page spot on as you can see clearly on the left-hand side of the picture where Grant starts to curve. BRAVO!
amusing writer's addition
�Word of mouth.� A photographer said, in-between flashes. [heh HEH] - Jess
most amusing book-related occurrence
On the back of Book 6.2, Version Two, there is a large stain, covering the bottom half of the back cover. Jess and Hannah have no idea where it came from, although they say it is peppermint tea and soy sauce, yet point the finger of blame at each other at the same time both denying it was themselves.
Well frankly its got to be someone...If you have any idea, do email us. This mystery WILL be solved!
blurb on the back
Love is in the air in Space and people are moving in with, stalking and cooking for each other everywhere. Aaw. But what if everything goes tits up? Let's face it...it probably will.
critics' reviews/comments
"Hmm...what was the plot line for this one again?!" [Hannah, confused writer]
"Jess and Hannah tell it like it is - CRAP." [Anon]
"Let's just start Book Eight." [Jess, author]
"We apologise for the soy sauce and peppermint tea spillages on this book. But we gotta eat." [Hannah and Jess]
� Jess and
Hannah 2003-2004
(Yes, that's right, it took us 18 months)