Book 6.1 Bits

Written by Jess		Written by Hannah
oppotunity (opportunity) restarurant (restaurant) anonamous (anonymous) gentlemenly (gentlemanly)		unhygenic (unhygienic) extrodinarily (extraordinarily) unecessary (unnecessary) centering (centring) skeptical (sceptical)
Jess's total: 4 (44%)		Hannah's total: 5 (55.6%)

Putting aside a consecutive losing habit, Hannah has pulled herself together and has made a better score than usual...although, she still lost. Close but no cheese.

"Dunno. It feels like there's there's something blocking it from the other side." - Jess

This picture pretty much represents the mayhem of Book 6.1. Jess and Hannah are currently in Space and their restaurant has just opened. Grant there is covered in curries (made by Jamie Oliver) and Jess is trying her hardest, bless her, to grab a hold of Kurt's (Nightcrawler's) tail. Outstanding.

“Ok. I want Grant and you want Kurt. I don't know WHY you've passed up on your previous taste of conservative, middle-class, university-educated, boring old FARTS for blue mutants with teleporting capabilities, prehensile tails and pointed ears, but that's YOUR lookout. The point is, we can HELP each other. My plan can help you get your blue babies.”
Jess closed her copy of Oliver Twist.
“Go on.” She repeated.
“Right, this is the part where I need your help.” Hannah said.
“Hans, did you actually think of a plan or not?”
“Maybe…” Hannah said suspiciously.
“YES or NO?”
“Y…O!” Hannah ran out of the shop.

One day, Hannah was sitting minding her own business, when a bloody great mosquito landed on top of The-(open)-Book and looked rather thin (obviously in need of some serious blood). Without thinking twice, and somewhat panicking, Hannah leapt up and squashed it flat. In The Book. So on page 13 (that's in Chapter Two), smerged over the word of 'back' in the following excerpt: 'Jess and Hannah moulded their faces back to their original shapes and looked around.', there is a dirty great red stain and the remnants of a mosquito. Nice...

If you were stuck in prison for a crime you didn't (or didn't mean to) commit, you'd take any chance that came along to escape, wouldn't you? Of course you would. Well, that's just what Jess and Hannah are doing...Although their only way of escape is to volunteer to work on an experimental holiday resort...In Space...

"It took three attempts, but...BY JOVE, I THINK THEY'VE CRACKED IT!" [Sir Eaglette Jones, Oxford Mail]

"I think it was a great government decision, sending the convicts into space, mate!" [John Howard, Australian Primeminister]