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| CHRIS | JIMMY | CHARLIE | JOAQUIN | DANIEL | BEN | WILLIAM |
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| CHRIS | WILLIAM | JIMMY | JOAQUIN | DANIEL | NATHAN | BILLY | ELIJAH | DOM |
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| BILLY | DOM | ELIJAH | JIMMY | NATHAN | CHRIS | DANIEL |
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nationality Billy is Scottish, Elijah and Sean are American and Orlando and Dom are English. where you've seen them before Playing Peregrin Took, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Legolas Greenleaf and Meriadoc Brandybuck respectively In Peter Jackson's film trilogy interpretation of 'The Lord Of The Rings'. claim to fame The first characters to make the Books run in a continuous fashion. Dom also gets a special mention for adopting Jess even though his parental claim over her is completely impossible, as he is only about 8 years older than her... claim to shame Making Jess look like a sad, Lord of the Rings obsessed freak. But, frankly, she is. A recent quote from her: "I'm not ashamed! i ngelaidh dagrar!" | ||||||
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nationality Australian most embarrassing relative Jimmy Joannou, aka cousin, high-school drop out, con-artist and generally annoying git. interesting facts Has a twin sister called Louise. occupation Plays bass in Australian rock band Silverchair. |
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nationality Venezuelan (only kidding) greatest failure in life Not appearing in Book Three. most hated relative Chris, his cousin, for being a rock star. really? It's said that he lives in a shed in Oxford, England and eats his own toenails, but we believe that might have been a rumour started by Jess. |
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campness 100% love of his life Jimmy first appeared in Book Book 1.1 image Any similarity between the picture of Charlie here and the camp air steward played by Dave Grohl in the video by the Foo Fighters for their single 'Learn To Fly' is purely coincidental. Charlie in picture (on left) Charlie tricks two of his pilot friends by nicking a pilot outfit and pretending to fly the plane. (Don't try this on a plane - you may get arrested) |
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occupation Taxi driver. real occupation Taxi driver (oh, sorry, actor). films The Village, Gladiator, Quills, Signs, 8mm and I'm sure there are more... appearance Another of Hannah's fancy men (not really) ready and (possibly not-so-) willing to join the Fancyman Hall Of Fame. birthplace San Juan, Puerto Rico.are we running out of things to say? Yes. |
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occupation Lead singer of Australian rock three-piece (band not suite) Silverchair and lead singer of several-piece experimental pop band The Dissociatives. Patrick Marber knows them as Purplesofa ('Book One' joke alert...read 'Book One' if you are mad enough not to have done so already). married to Natalie Imbruglia. interesting fact Seems to change his image and look completely different every time you look. In fact, we're not quite sure this is the real Daniel Johns. Are you the real Daniel Johns? Answers on a postcard. |
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occupation Drum player in Australian rock three-piece (again, band, not suite) Silverchair. Also has a band called Tambalane (we think that's how it's spelt but we're not really sure). lives Somewhere in Australia with the kangaroos and wombats. interesting facts Ummm.... no, hang on, we'll think of something. Errrr.... ummm.... Oh crap, who cares? |
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nationality English, we hope. age Who knows? Who cares?! Hopefully he'll outlive Prince Charles. (Oops, did we say that out loud?) occupation Currently: bumming around. Future: King Of England. better than Prince Charles? Well, let's put it this way, he's not old and he hasn't married Camila. better than Prince Harry? Well, Prince Harry is partial to the odd Nazi party outfit, which viewed by some (ie Jess, Book Two, Ian Lavender's outfit) might be said to be ok. |
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born Since he's playing for the Australian cricket team we'll take a guess at South Africa. occupation If you need this question answered please place yourself in a dustbin and close the lid. major cricket teams played for Queensland and Australia. batting style Right Hand Off Break. (Que?!) bowling style Right Arm Off Break. (What the hell does this stuff mean?) appearance in Book Completely random. (Secretly another one of Hannah's fancy men). purpose in Book Has none. Book history None. However he was brought into the first failed attempt at Book Three before a Wizard of Oz pastiche was thought an all-round better show. We then dumped the original copy of that book and Nathan was forgotten...until now. |
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occupation Hobbits. I mean, actors. Sorry. relationship status Best mates. Honest. Billy and Dom's favourite pass-time game Tag. Elijah's least favourite pass-time game Tag. marital statuses Single supposedly (Jess hopes so, or it's possible she has a third mother she doesn't know about...). |
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nationality English. claim to fame Acting as Harry Potter in the films, loved by kids, loved by adults, hated by anti-Harry Potter people (that's their reaction to the films, not Daniel himself). fanbase Extensive. parentage Hannah, decided to adopt him after going temporarily insane. He claims he has REAL parents but she doesn't believe him. eyebrows? We find them particularly scary. should he be here? Not really, no. Jess and Hannah shouldn't have brought kids into the Book. It's just not right. |
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