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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| museli (again, no idea... it LOOKS
right...) scuttleed (scuttled) rediculous (ridiculous) skeptical (sceptical) shilouette (shilhouette) exclaimation (exclamation) Leicster (Leicester) |
pidgeon (pigeon) murmered (murmured) incase (in case) Nicholsan (Nicholson) |
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| Jess's total: 7 (63%) | Hannah's total: 4 (37%) | |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"We can pay poker then!" – Hannah
"-but the facilities manager dived on him before he could any further." – Hannah
"-as soon as Billy's worked out to tie his tie." – Jess
"-suddenly there was the distance sound-" – Hannah
picture
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It's the premiere of 'Return of the King', and Jess has once again captured the moment for us all to cherish in this beautiful picture. Here you can see several photographers and journalists (check out the one with a notepad and pen) held back behind the security fence, whilst Hannah, Jess, Dom and Billy make their way along the red carpet? And where's the red carpet, I here you ask? Aah, that's artistic licence for you.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
Colin?! What... where am I?" She sat up and looked down at herself. "And HOW did I get into my pyjamas?!" [Hannah, chapter two]
blurb on the back
Well, they finally noticed they were surrounded by stars and celebrities (and Michael Jackson). God knows it took them long enough. Anyway, now flanked by several hobbits and an elf, Jess and Hannah have a premiere to attend, but, as per, nothing goes according to plan...
critics' reviews/comments
"I cannot emphasise enough how it's all LIES!!" [Dom, well-paid hobbit]
"I need a break. I need a Kit-Kat. Oh, crap, do I need to pay copyright now?!" [Jess, future Prime Minister]
"The book which has led me to believe that literature is merely a rumour." [Peter Sprat, The Times]
"Never mind the writing, look at that FANTASTIC picture!" [Art Critic, the Independent]
� Jess and Hannah 2002