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bits
spelling mistakes
| Written by Jess | Written by Hannah | |
| Angrilly (angrily) Simultaniously (simultaneously) Rediculous (ridiculous) Simultanously (simultaneously) Ajoined (adjoined) Whelding (wielding) |
Arthiritis (arthritis) Proned (prone) Completeing (completing) Arguement (argument) Shiney (shiny) Dimante (diamente) Hault (halt) Ladel (ladle) Occuppied (occupied) Tranquilizers (tranquillisers) Creeped (crept) Detatched (detached) Pidgeons (pigeons) Embarressed (embarrassed) Encouragment (encouragement) |
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| Jess's total: 6 (29%) | Hannah's total: 15 (71%) | |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"I'll thing you'll find-" – Hannah
"-and ran straight in Dom, Sean and the Scottish guy." – Hannah
picture
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Here, Jess has expertly depicted two different situations at once with the use of the classic "line" technique. On the left, two diners are enjoying a drink from their classily drawn cups, whilst on the right, Jess and Hannah plot their revenge on the Hobbits who ruined their morning jog.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"BRING
ON THE PARTRIDGE!"
"OK!" Jess replied, imitating his tone of voice.
Jess kicked Hannah up the arse on the way back to the
kitchen." [Jess and John, chapter three]
blurb on the back
Jess and Hannah have started work in a posh hotel in a post city. But where are they? And who are they serving day after day? And WHO keeps interrupting their jogging? Read on to find out...
critics' reviews/comments
"We did not employ them and we will not release any past employee list." [Facilities manager, The Savoy]
"Well, I've never seen them on the streets jogging at 8.30 in the morning." [Regular Leicester Square jogger]
"WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HUSBAND?!" [Sean's wife]
"Heh...
heh... heh." [Jess]
"Oh, that. That was nothing compared to what happened after I ate some tofu once..." [Hannah, no respectable occupation]
� Jess and Hannah 2002