bits

 

spelling mistakes

Written by Jess Written by Hannah
Masked gumman (gunman)
Spontanious (spontaneous)
Pryamids (pyramids)
Lisence (license)
Enthusiasum (enthusiasm)
Museli (no idea... that looks right to me)
Contendedly (contentedly)
Accidently (accidentally)
Slinkey (slinky)
Lazer (laser)
 Sinistely (sinisterly)
Ahold (a hold)
Shreiked (shrieked)
Immation (imitation)
Indespered (interspersed)
Contestent (contestant)
Placquard (placard)
Non-existant (non-existent)
Statuory (statutory)
Supercalifragalisticexpialedocious (God knows)
Occurances (occurences)
Stupour (stupor)
Venezuala (Venezuela)
Moniter (monitor)
Jess's total: 10 (42%) Hannah's total: 14 (58%)

 

bizarre grammar/sentences

"-and before they new it Jess and Hannah were-" – Hannah

"She pointed to where the cameras where situated." – Hannah

"How my I help you?" – Hannah

 

picture

Once again drawn by the imitable Jess. Here you can see Jess and Hannah competing on the Jango gameshow. The artist has reproduced a near perfect rendition of the Jango logo and her portrait of the presenter, green hair and all, is spectacular.

 

jess and hannah's chosen quote

"Hey! You spelt my name wrong!" Jess whinged. "There's only TWO 's's in my name!"
"Think yourself lucky. MY badge says 'Percy'." [Jess and Hannah, chapter three]

 

blurb on the back

After three crazy and exhilarating adventures, Jess and Hannah were looking forward to a peaceful retirement, watching BBC Parliament (Jess) and listening to various genres of music (Hannah).
But their life is turned upside down once again when they are chosen to appear on a gameshow and scoop top prize...

 

critics' reviews/comments

"STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!" [Daily Mail reporter tired of reading The Books]

"Look, I could buy a gold butt-scratcher if I wanted to, it's just that I wouldn't have any money left." [Hannah, poverty-stricken Australian]

"Why do you keep sending me this crap? Leave me alone!" [Famous publisher in London]

"My point was I had no money! Did you get that?!" [Hannah]

 

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