3.1
character profiles
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of The Book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
3.2
character profiles
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of The Book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
3.3
character profiles
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of The Book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
3.4
character profiles
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Profiles of Jess and Hannah, the creators and stars of The Book, can be found on the evolution page on the Motherpage.
| occupation sofa
gremlin (and part-time comedian) likes talking to pink cows, causing mischief, lsd dislikes random young women falling down the back of their sofa and roping him into their quest to return home summary lee is jess and hannah's guide through sofaland, but abandons them when they return to the real world, which is frankly more crazy than where he came from |
| occupation works
at a rubbish dump but dreams of being in a gothic rock
band likes heavy metal. and the music. and hannah dislikes jess summary secret animal-related powers and an unusual father show that otto is not all that he seems... |
| occupation comedians/actors
- used to work as a double act but not any more... like adopting people who have had their brains stolen dislike arguments over child support, people questioning their frankly questionable relationship summary adopt jess when hannah steals her brain and assist the girls in ridding the world of gregory the alien |
| occupation lion likes roaring, eating, sleeping... general lion things dislikes being more than three feet away from the nearest bush or tree summary joins the team in the hope of gaining continence from the wizard. sadly, it didn't work |
| occupation allowing itself to be knitted by jess likes being knitted because it brings the feeling of completion one step closer dislikes being knitted an extra arm by mistake summary having seen monkey on a tv advert for itv digital, jess wanted to knit herself one, so she does exactly that in Book Three |
| occupation supposedly,
wizard. in reality, being annoying and spoilt. likes harry potter, playing with his toys, turning people into kiwi-fruit and swapping their brains over dislikes being told what to do, authority summary completely cocks up the group's quest to return home by switching jess and hannah's brains |
| occupation half-man,
half-bat. guard of the wild wood in sofaland likes darkness, flying, insects, his sonar system dislikes owls, sunshine summary turns out to be otto's estranged father. helps the crew find the magical flying possum of sofaland |
| occupation alien
scout sent to assess earth before his species try to take
it over skills changing into other creatures, such as dogs and moles shortfalls leaving little messages such as 'gregory woz ere' next to sites of activity summary we don't know what planet gregory is from. hang on... desperate to conquer, violent, evil... it could be america |
| occupation ex-iraqi
dictator (jess and hannah wrote Book Three before the
recent war on iraq) likes killing people, his pet nuclear bomb, "rocky" dislikes jess correcting his english, western infidels summary we have no idea why saddam entered the story. it was a moment of madness |
� Jess and Hannah 2002