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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| Sadam
(Saddam) Hussain (Hussein) ahold (not a word) impliment (implement) acheivement (achievement) occurance (occurrance) swivled (swiveled) skeptically (sceptically) similies (similies) enourmous (enormous) wizzed (whizzed) dinosoar (dinosaur) hault (halt) plaquard (placard) tendancies (tendencies) courdroys (corduroys) |
Hussain
(Hussein) meterological (meteorlogical) |
| Hannah's total: 16 (89%) | Jess's total: 2 (11%) |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"She rose to see she was laying in a bed." - Jess
picture
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Jess treats us once more to an excellent piece of artwork. Here you can see Hannah holding the unconcious (or possibly dead) Gregory whilst Otto finishes digging a hole to bury him in. Ben tries to protect a somewhat p*ssed off Jess, whilst Xander puts his best foot forward (literally), and looks pensive.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"It's a hole... but it's my hole! You stay away from my hole!" [Jess]
blurb on the back
After
finally escaping the madness of SofaLand, Jess, Hannah and their
motley crew of goths and comedians thought their troubles were
over... but they were WRONG!
Aliens, journeys to the centre of the Earth and confronations
with Saddam Hussein hold them up...
critics' reviews/comments
"These people should replace the police force apart from the fact that the world would become a Silverchair and comedy shrine..." [Tony Blair, moderately unknown politician]
"I can't believe you are making a mockery of the life of my husband." [Gregory's girlfriend... oh, sorry, widow]
"There are few novels in British history that we can call truely great. This, sadly, is not one of the few." [Fred Bordom, The Times]
"Well,
of course, great acting skills were needed for this book since
neither Ben nor I are gay or married in any form." [Xander]
"Really?!!" [Ben]
� Jess and Hannah 2002