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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| cusion
(cushion) entirity (entirity) terrority (territory) attatchment (attachment) convieniently (conveniently) knicked (nicked) worringly (worryingly) recipie (recipe) |
reitterated
(reiterated) angrilly (angrily) hypothenuse (hypotenuse) guarenntee (guarantee) |
| Hannah's total: 8 (69%) | Jess's total: 4 (21%) |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"A window above them was flung and out popped-" - Hannah
"It was NEW and now its RIPPED" - Jess
"Lee, who had been looking out of the window and noting that they were moving nowhere fast." - Hannah
picture
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Once again, Jess excels herself. Here you can see Ben and Xander fighting over custody of Jess, Otto weeping over the loss of his father, Lee trying to deal with the possum, Lion up to his usual tricks and Hannah being p*ssed off with everyone and everything.
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"You taught her that, you dirty, disgrace of a father!" [Ben]
blurb on the back
Will
they ever find this possum? And would a possum (a normal
possum, not to mention a magical flying possum) really
live in a woodland area? No. I doubt it. Just another fact the
authors of this stupid book have got wrong.
Arse-candles.
critics' reviews/comments
"You can chuck this one in the bin and pick up something interesting... like my latest 'Daily Mail' article!" [Arrogant newspaper writer, Daily Mail]
"What
does defecate mean?" [Young, 4-year old girl]
"This should be banned!" [Mother of young girl]
"Actually, possums have been known to live in woodland areas, for example--" [Possum expert, Professor Possum]
"I prefer squirrels." [Miss Forbes, teacher at Jess and Hannah's school with a squirrel fetish]
� Jess and Hannah 2002