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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| imbicile
(imbecile) ahold (not a word) accquire (acquire) Portugese (Portuguese) skwirt (squirt) errupted (erupted) abberant (aberrant) deers (plural of deer is deer) fical (fickle) |
incompetant
(incompetent) surpress (not a word; meant repress) dispensible (dispensable) convienient (convenient) tranquilizers (tranquillisers) rediculous (ridiculous) |
| Hannah's total: 9 (60%) | Jess's total: 6 (40%) |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Ben, who had been being dragged around by Hannah-" - Hannah
"-was now trying to escape her clutches and run to sit down by Jess." - Hannah
"I didn't realised dead men could be so STRONG." - Jess
"Oh my GOD! He's right!" Lee exclaimed?" - Jess
"We've got to go back and them changed back." - Jess
picture
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Drawn by Jess again. This one is a masterpiece, quite frankly. She has captured the madness of Spike, the complex relationship between Xander and Ben (you can see the sexual tension written all over their faces) and, of course, Lion's secret ability to levitate over a puddle of wee. Spectacular. The Tate Modern beckons.
accolades
| Let us not forget that Book 3.2 was honoured with an award: |  |
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"Ugh!
Christ! What was that?"
"Bloody pigeons." [Two random men]
blurb on the back
Armed
with two comedians, one bladder-challenged lion, two dead guys,
one goth and one gremlin, Hannah and Jess set off on their quest
along the Purple Slate Road.
Will they make it? Will Warner Brothers or whoever owns the
Wizard of Oz rights sue them? Read on and see...
critics' reviews/comments
"Will you quit following me around and give me my goddamn underwear back?" [Hannah outside Sainsbury's being interviewed by Heat]
"Why hasn't this been commissioned for a TV series, film, tie-in book and nationwide tour? Why?!" [Obscure and arty director guy]
"Now, we know that one of this naughty pair took LSD, but the question on everyone's lips is: 'which one'?!" [Harry Patter, The Times]
"Oh... for God's sake... isn't it obvious?" [Jess, standing on her head in a flowerpot]
� Jess and Hannah 2002