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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| shreiked
(shrieked) pattered (patterned) empathetical (not a word) onomatopieic (onomatopoeic) "Ooh... go you." (Ooh... get you) embaresse(se)d shatting (not a word) guestured (gestured) (x 2) sette (settee) tattoed (tattooed) paraletic (paralytic) |
arcitect
(architect) greatful (grateful) convienient (convenient) mediocraty (mediocrity) |
| Hannah's total: 11 (73%) | Jess's total: 4 (27%) |
bizarre grammar/sentences
"And on seeing Hannah's jaw hanging open shut her jaw for her" - Hannah
"Suddenly they heard an old-fashioned bell-style doorbell" - Jess
"Otto gestured a thumb at Alexander sitting next to him and Jess sitting next to Hannah" - Hannah
"They walked up the sure enough purple slate road" - Hannah
"Spike, Peter and Jess has already come around by the time he kept back" (meaning 'came'...) - Hannah
picture
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Drawn by Jess, this picture shows everyone looking rather unhappy, except Lee. This is because he had put his phone in his back pocket and it had just started vibrating.
longest word
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" - little girl on page 16, written by Hannah
most repetative joke
HANNAH: "Oh,
God."
BEN: "Where?"
jess and hannah's chosen quote
"Wow. Don't judge a sofa by its cow." [Hannah]
blurb on the back
What would you find down the back of your sofa? A half-chewed wine gum? Coins? A pair of pants? Well, there's something much more exciting in Hannah's sofa... as she and Jess are about to find out...
critics' reviews/comments
"My hands hurt." [Hannah, author]
"What a sodding RIP-OFF! I want royalties!" [Author of Wizard of Oz]
"Wizard of Oz? Is that an Australian programme or something?" [Hannah, author]
� Jess and Hannah 2002