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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| Caput
(Kaput) Somberly (Sombrely) Occured (Occurred) Vapourised (Vaporised) Attendent (Attendant) Lassy (Lassie) Whinned (Whined) Embarressed (Embarrassed) Benifiting (Benefiting) |
Leprechan (Leprechaun) Exhausion (Exhaustion) Obediantly (Obediently) Iminent (Imminent) Commarndo (Commando) Rediculous (Ridiculous) Preposal (Proposal) Copywrite (Copyright) Medievil (Medieval) Confusement (Doesn't exist - Hannah's 'making up words' disease is catching) |
| Hannah's total: 9 (47.4%) | Jess's total: 10 (52.6%) |
"I only got 9 and Jess got 10. I've DONE IT!!! YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Now back to my usual poor spelling ways (I only did it to prove to myself I could do it)." - Hannah
"I have nothing to say *hugs English diploma*."- Jess
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Suddenly he heard a growl from from the bushes and a yelp." - Jess
"Look, this going to run out...really soon." - Hannah
longest word
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" - said and written by Jess
picture
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This picture represents Hannah having fun
on the bed without Kelly. Jess wasn't available to comment on
this picture - she said she had more important things to do, like
watch her plants grow.
blurb on the back
Lies, llamas and treachery...can Jess and Hannah hang on to their tropical island paradise? Or will it all go up in smoke? Will it all end in tears? Probably. (Oh, and, by the way, there's a bit of naughtiness in this one.)
chosen quote
"Leave him alone, you b*stard! Or I'll kick your furry feline arse!"
critics' reviews/comments
"Ooh...naughtiness. 10 out of 10." [Jeffrey Archer - Wormwood Scrubs]
"We thought that it would all end in tears, and we were right! When, in the history of book-writing, have two authors written together to then end their friendship in happiness? Never, that's when. We very much doubt that there will be a 'Book Three'." [Sarah McDonald - The Telegraph Magazine]
"I saw Jess out shopping in Waterstone's, Oxford last Wednesday and she looked upset - maybe this is all fact not fiction." [Rumour mongrel - Heat magazine]
"THE PARROT WAS WEARING GREEN Y-FRONTS!!" [Jess - author]
� Jess and Hannah 2002