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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
| Sergent (Sergeant) Flumuxed (Flummoxed) Varicous vain (Actually, we're not sure either...) Arguement (Argument) Sexilly (Sexily) Suprise (Surprise) Concludled (Concluded) Wierd (Weird) Leprachaun (Leprechaun) Guesture & Guesturing (Gesture & Gesturing) Rollar-coaster (Roller-coaster) Camoflauge (Camouflage) Bandanna (Bandana) Layed (Laid) Accoustics (Acoustics) |
Guiness (Guinness) Forfilled (Fulfilled) Qualifification (Qualification) Persuasvive (Persuasive) |
| Hannah's total: 15 (78.9%) | Jess's total: 4 (21.1%) |
"The shame....oh! The SHAME!" - Hannah
*Cackles* - Jess
bizarre grammar/sentences
"you heard." said Hannah. - Jess (No capitals!)
"Well, you've come to grace me with you're company..." - Hannah
longest word
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!" - Said by Hannah, written by Jess
made up words
Eediot (Phonetic spelling of 'idiot' said by Dylan, the Irishman) - Hannah and Jess
Swellingly (No f**king explanation) - Hannah (repeatedly)
picture
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Jess drew this picture with a (tiny) bit of help from Hannah, not in drawing it but instead in planning it out. This picture should have probably been the one for Book 2.2 but unfortunately the writers aren't too bright...bless 'em. It's clearly a map for JessHannahtropolis, where the coolest, richest, most famous people hang out alongside our very own two special writers - Dylan and Ian. (Joke).
blurb on the back
Hannah and Jess stumble and trip like clowns into a world of obsessive gambling, blackmail, imprisonment and stalking, with a couple of coconut catapults and Siberian Tigers on the way...But no nudity in this one...sorry, folks.
chosen quote
"Yeah...yeah...you're right! Thanks Dylan!"
critics' reviews/comments
"No nudity? Dammit. No stars." [Jeffrey Archer, Wormwood Scrubs]
"What are they on?!" [Harold Buckingham, The Financial Times]
"Tomato juice, actually, HIC!" [Jess, Author and part-time toaster]
"I suppose I'm supposed to write something critical and intelligent but frankly I'm fed up." [Mr 'I-Have-Written-Too-Many-Reviews-Of-Jess-And-Hannah's-Books', The Sunday Times]
� Jess and Hannah 2002