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bits
spelling mistakes
I'm afraid there is a tragic story to tell here, so grab a hold of your tissue box and call up a friend to come and console you, because we no longer have any of the spelling or grammar mistakes from Book 2 : A Stitch In Time.
Somehow, along the way, they have disappeared into the mist that is lost. Damn shame too because I'm sure they would have been amusing as always.
To tell you the truth for a long time (probably around 1-2 years) none of the 'Bits' pages for each book of Book Two were displayed properly online because the person (who shall remain nameless) who created this site (*cough which sounds suspiciously like 'Hannah'*) linked all of the 'Bits' links to the 'Bits' page for Book 2.1. So nobody even realised that Book 2.2 had no 'Bits'. I mean, honestly, what's a Book with no 'Bits'?! It's not even a shadow of its former self! It has no function in life! It's 'Bit'less!
Anyway, console yourself with a picture and some mixed reviews from the critics.
bizarre grammar/sentences
"Summing up the courage." - Hannah
picture
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The amazingly talented Jess blesses us with another fantastic picture. Can you see the talent? I mean just look at that palm tree!!
blurb on the back
After the adventure to Australia, you'd have thought that these two writers would have gone insane, but NO! They are back and with a vengeance, after their hometown is destroyed by a war lord...
chosen quote
"Yu." Hannah had resorted to using the shortest forms of communication possible, starting with using one syllable words.
critics' reviews/comments
"Groundbreaking - the first book without a plot." [Jeremy Cheese, The Times]
"I'm confused." [Alison Wainthrop, The Sun]
"The length of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides." [Pythagoras, Sexy Mathematician]
"Yeah, interrupted is definitely the new surprised." [Hannah, wheely-bin woman and an unknown author (or so she claims)]
� Jess and Hannah 2002