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bits
spelling mistakes
| hannah's mistakes | jess's mistakes |
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Lamp-post
(Lamppost) |
Timeportalled
(Isn't a word) Trapsed (Traipsed) Truely (Truly) Defacating (Defecating) |
| Hannah's total: 14 (77.8%) | Jess's total: 4 (22.2%) |
"I thought that we would have made less spelling mistakes in the sequel to 'The Book' because we're more experienced, but obviously not." - Hannah
"I don't care, I still got less than Hannah did. Come on, Hannah, pay up! Take your socks off!" - Jess
bizarre grammar/sentences
"...apparently dinosaurs where meant to roam the earth..." - Hannah
"We've get to save Oxford!" - Jess
picture
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All the pictures are drawn by Jess, and like in 'The Book', there is only one per book...so there were four in 'The Book' because there were four books making up 'The Book'....boy, this is confusing. Jess commented this when we told her that it was going on the site:
"Isn't it a work of modern art?"
- Jess
*Laughing* -
Hannah
*Smack* -
Jess
worst continuation between writers
(White writing Hannah's, black writing Jess')
They turned around to see none other than...
"I don't know who that is." Jess said.
blurb on the back
After the adventure to Australia, you'd have thought that these two writers would have gone insane, but NO! They are back and with a vengeance, after their hometown is destroyed by a war lord...
chosen quote
"Yup. That trusty lamp post."
critics' reviews/comments
"Oh sweet Jesus!" [Eric Cartman, South Park Times]
"Someone stop these awesome authors before they destroy their entire education!" [George Smith, Random Newspaper]
"The books are like heroin! So addictive!!" [Anonymous, random junky from London]
"The new 'Lord Of The Rings'. But with films stars in place of Hobbits." [James Black, Thetford Chronicle]
� Jess and Hannah 2002