hardest word to spell

'steeve'

Hannah's comment when she heard the news: "No commment."

longest word in Book One

'Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!' - said by Steve, written by Hannah

picture

Comment made by Jess when she was told about the book four picture being included on the site: "Isn't my dragon cute!"

blurb on the back

Well... hmm... not quite sure what to say considering this was supposed to be a trilogy not a quartet... damn writers... it's all experimentation with them. They don't know what they're really doing... they just get damn LUCKY! ...Oh, I'm still writing.

chosen quote

"HANNAH!" Gasped Jess, "WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!"

critics' reviews/comments

"Wow, I'm surprised that they actually finished it...without one of them dying in the process or falling out etc..." [Mark Radford, The Sun]

"I think the quality and length of this exemplry piece of literature just about sums up the state of England's schools in the present day." [Mr Snotbody, The Times]

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