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17 NOVEMBER 2000 Yes, we all hear them... (or maybe you are the type that asks them) either way these are a few I've heard and some of my more common answers. Read, laugh, enjoy... and send me a few of your own. DO YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL? Lemme think about that one... the devil is the guy with horns, cloved feet, a long tail, red skin, and an insatiable hunger for tempting innocents right? Nope, we tend to make our "gods" slightly more believable in our religions. HOW LONG HAVE YOU PRACTICED WICCA? Actually I don't practice anymore. My coach said it was time to turn pro. (wicca is a way of life, not a sport) CAN YOU MAKE A LOVE POTION FOR ME? If you are asking for divine intervention in your love life I think you should start with the basics first... bathing, conversating, single bars... If that doesn't work then there's always aol chat rooms and the Jerry Springer show. IS THAT A STAR OF DAVID ON YOUR NECKLACE? Yes, one of the points fell off. It was tragic really, now I'm only 5/6ths of the Jew I used to be. HOW DO I LEARN TO USE MAGIC AND CAST SPELLS? Watch the Sorceror's Apprentice by Walt Disney, it's actually a little known fact all witches use that and, The Wizard of Oz as our supreme religious guidelines. ARE WITCHES REAL? Nope. We are actually figments of each other's imaginations creating this fantasy vortex that has birthed itself in the universe based upon certain scientific anomolies that we have as yet been unable to explain. That's why we never blink... we can never be quite certain we are really here. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL? Actualy, I was going shopping to pick up some candles, but if you really want me to stop off in hell I guess I could take time out of my busy schedule. I was going to stop off in Fantasia anyway. Then I guess I'll continue on to Atlantis. Why don't you come along? We'll make a day of it! Talk to Us! Got questions? Opinions? Here is the place to send them. 
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