| ONE DAY I SAW MUNKIES FLY SO I TRIED IT THEN I FELL AND WENT TO
THE HOSPITAL THE DOCTOR SAID -"WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOUR STUPID ASS
THINKING?" I SAID -"I SAW A MUNKIE FLY ON WIZARD OF OZ AND I WANTED
TO FLY TOO!" AND HE SAID -"YOU FUCK-FACE YOUR NOT A FUCKING MUNKIE"
SO I JUMPED UP ON MY BED IN MY HOSPITAL GOWN AND SAID -"EWWW EWW
AHHH AHHHH FAWK YOU, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" AS I WAS STANDING ON THE BED
MY ASS WAS SHOWING SEEING HOW THE BACK WAS NOT TIED BUT I DIDN'T
CARE, BECAUSE THE MEDICATION THEY GAVE ME MADE ME THINK I REALLY
WAS A MUNKIE! SO I STARTED TO HIT MY CHEST AND CLIMB ALL OVER MY
I.V. AND WHAT NOT THEY CALLED IN SOME DOCTORS AND NURSES TO TRY
AND BRING ME DOWN SO THEY COULD GIVE ME ANOTHER DRUG THAT WOULD
MAKE ME SLEEPY WEEPY SO I RAN AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
OF THE 10TH STORY I MADE MY DECENT TOWARD THE GROUND TO THE EMERGENCY
ROOM ENTRANCE AS I WAS FALLING I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER MOVIE CALLED
"PETER PAN" AND I REMEMBER "THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS" SO I THOUGHT OF
COOKIES AND CREAM BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK SO I THOUGHT OF BIENG A FLYING
MUNKIE AND THEN I STARTED TO FLY I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE
MAGIC DUST BECAUSE THE DRUGS I WAS GIVEN AT THE HOSPITAL COMPESATED
FOR THAT. AS I FLEW I SAW THE STANGEST THING I SAW SANTA CLAUS MAKING
OUT WITH PUALY SHORE WITH RICHARD SIMONS DOING SOME AEROBICS ON
THE SIDE OF THEM AND 50 EXTRAS WHO WERE WORKING OUT IN
BACK OF HIM AND I THOUGHT HOW COME HE DOES ALL THIS SHIT AND NEVER
LOST WIEGHT? HE LOOKS THE SAME AS
HE HAS ONLY HE LOOKS MORE GAY AND I LOOKED IN AWE AS THIS WAS A
ODD SITE TOO SEE I PONDERED IS THIS REAL OR ARE THE DRUGS KICKING
IN I PINCHED MYSELF VERY HARD ON MY PENIS BUT I HAD MORNING WOOD
SO IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE SO I PINCHED MY HEAVOS AND IT HURT SO I
KNEW IT WAS REALITY. I FLEW MORE DOWN THRU THE CITY LANDING ONTO
THE ROOF OF A STRIP CLUB. WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO AFTER ESCAPING
THE HOSPITAL I DECIDED TO GO IN AND SEE WHAT THEY HAD TO OFFER.
I WALKED IN, AND A GIRL CAME UP AND SAID -"WHY ARE YOU WEARING A
HOSPITAL GOWN?" AND I TOLD HER -"I AM MUNKIE HEAR ME ROAR" SHE TOLD
ME -"I DON'T SEE A MUNKIE" SO I PULLED UP MY GOWN AND SAID -"MUNKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUNKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!MUNKAY!!!!!!!!!"
THEN SHE SAID -"OH MY GOD" AND I TOLD HER -"SHUDDUP BITCH, MUNKAY!!!!!!"
AND SHE ASKED -"WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH" I TOLD HER -"YOU ARE BITCH,
BITCH IS FEMALE DOG, YOU BITCH, I GOT BONE FOR YOU BITCH DOG" AND
I PULLED UP MY GOWN AGAIN AND SAID -"BONE FOR FEMALE DOG BITCH FROM
MUNKAY!!!!!!!!!!!MUNKAY!!!!!!!!!BONE MUNKAY! BONE MUNKAY!" SHE RAN
DOWN THE BLOCK AND I CHASED HER -"MUNKAY! MUNKAY!" I SHOUTED REPEATEDLY
TRYING TO REMIND HER THAT I WAS A MUNKIE BUT SHE DIDN'T HEAR ME
AND RAN OFF. EVENTUALLY I GAVE UP AND STOPED BUT I SOOON FELT WEAPY
FOR THE DRUGS HAD TAKEN THEIR TOLL ON ME. I WENT TO THE PARK AND
LAY IN THE GRASS ON TOP OF A HILL UNDER A TREE AND WHEN I WOKE I
WAS BEING LICKED BY A HORSE.... ..........TO BE CONTINUED |
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