My name is Ralph,

All the ladies want me. Did I say ladies? I mean bitches want me. Chevy trucks are the best trucks for me. I don't like ford for shit because they all suck, and also that they all need recalls and about 1 hundred thousands miles they start linking. What the hell is that? I'm in started to work for Iszey Company and I was in a group called change money records. But, Iszey Company bought that record studio and ran things over. I was the One time Dirty Rhyme. I like to rap. But not that much. I don't like the back street Boys for shit. I'm down with M & M (slim shady. And if you don't like him you all can just suck a dick. I'm Size's bodyguard. There is no telling when some famous person my get up all over his nuts and start asking for money. That's why I'm there to back him up and dodge bullets for; I mean block bullets for him in case if he is in a shoot out. My favorite Rappers are Cypress hill and Ice Cube and the new ones now is Slim Shady. Why? Because he doesn't give a Foci! I don't like computers but Iszey Company is now showing me how to use a computer more so I could give him credit for that. I don't like my sister at all but I have to live with her. I want Vero! Bitch get over here and give big papa Sum Firkin Head! I mean I love her with all my heart. Robert and me are the bentest of friends. He treats me like shit. I treat him like shit. It's all the same as brothers to brothers. Iszey is cool, he let's me barrow his computer while I give him fades. They ANYBODY around the city of Westmoreland about who gives the best fades. And they would all turn and point to my house. For now I'm going to program in making Iszey Company Beats, Damn I'm so proud of myself I could almost cry. But I can't go out like that. Working for Iszey Company Hell yeah! I'm proud of Working for this food! Shit. Now if some girl tells we what do I do as my job. I can say, " Yeah, I work for a Company."