Everything was fine on neptune until people started to realize i was fat so they sent me to eart so that i wouldnt look fat.

on my home planet being 200lbs is punishable by DeAtH. now that i live with all you fatsos,

i look thing and get to use my alien gadgets, like my Galvanian Prototype 7 (Q-tip cleaner) or my Rolendian Alpha 23 (Game boy). Thats right!

My planet made thos and sent the to you guys for fun. No no, you dont have to thank me, thank iszey company for providing my transport to earth. Later my earth dwelling dawgs!