Godzilla: A humble history for a humble being
1897: Godzilla is born one Ryu Takagaros.
August, 1910: Godzilla submits application to seek acceptance into the Tokyo School of Samuriism.
September, 1910: Godzilla's Family is assasinated by Kung-Fu Ninjas.
October, 1910: Godzilla is Rejected by the Tokyo School of Samurrism. He begins his deadly plot for revenge!
1911: Godzilla signs a pact with the devil, the devil Makes Godzilla Japan's worst nightmare: 600 feet of fire-breathing lizzard!.
1915: Godzilla invents the first video game.
1917: Godzilla invents fire.
1918: Godzilla learns how to wreck-house!
1925 to present: Godzilla begins a rampage against Japan, mostly focussing on Tokyo.
