Godzilla: Fighting is easy when you're 600 feet tall and breathe fire!
Fights!
Mechagodzilla. A cheap and tawdry knockoff of Godzilla. GZ showed this metal piece of crap what's up when he utterly destroyed him in 1974!
Biollante ULTIMATE FORM!. Godzilla toyed with Bio for a bit, even entertaining the onlooking Japanese populace by sticking his head in Bio's mouth!
Godzilla offered Bio a truce to save Tokyo. But, after Bio agreed, instead of a truce GZ killed bio and ravaged the city!
In early 1982, Jet Jaguar showed up to challenge GZ. There are three well known facts about GZ that Jet failed to take into consideration!
GZ Hates the Power Rangers!
GZ Kicks @$$!
GZ is INVINCIBLE!
Jet Jaguar received a serious butt-whipping from GZ that day. He and his red pants packed their crap up, NEVER TO RETURN!
Ashlee "I can't sing" Simpson. A life-long fan of good musicians, GZ will do the world a favor in 2006 when he obliterates Ashlee Simpson on stage with his firey breath
Zone Fighter failed to realize the same three facts Jet Jaguar missed. He got a butt-whooping royal as well.
OGRA
Dont worry, Ogra get's a giant sized butt-kicken' from GZ. GZ and Ogra used to be best friends until GZ stole Ogra's girl right out from under him.
Ogra...got...pissed! Ogra decided to try to beat GZ at his own game, namely laying waste to Tokyo; however, GZ wasn't gonna take that crap liing down. Rather than
let some second rate giant lizard destroy Tokyo in his place, GZ dominated Ogra, destroyed half of Tokyo in the process, then he destroyed the rest! Afterwards, GZ
took a restful vacation in Park City and hit the slopes with some cute ski-bunnies.
iPod Posers (IPP). while visiting BYU campus one fine morning, GZ noticed a whole hell of a lot of people with strange white cords coming from their ears. Since GZ is all-knowing, he quickly
realized what these white cords were:
TRENDY STATUS SYMBOLS!
Angered by so many posers sporting the oh-so-trendy white cords, GZ now rages an unending battle to rid the world of
people who wear crap to get attention and fit in.
Godzilla's Work is never ending. He continually seeks out new challengers to destroy. Recently GZ posted a list of people/monsters/institutions/cities he plans to destroy!
